Being a modest and hastily knocked-up document pertaining to the deeds and doings of Zoltoon the Enchanter of Captive Souls, upon the Combine shard of Everquest. When he takes some time about from crafting, exploring, and dispensing judicious advice (and muffins), he MIGHT just let us know a bit more about himself, and exactly what he's trying to achieve, because from the looks of it, it sure isn't levelling.

Zoltoon's current tradeskill levels:

They roused him with muffins-they roused him with ice-
They roused him with mustard and cress-
They roused him with jam, and judicious advice-
They set him conundrums to guess.
Lewis Carol - The Hunting of the Snark